This is why we have no friends...

Have ever you, or do you have a friend that is always make piss poor decisions? One that will come to you consistently and complain about their current situation, yet repeats the same cycle over and over again???

Well we do. And we love him to death. He however is, let’s just call it a temporary loss of sanity, is choosing to be with a new circle of people; his new girlfriends friends. Still with me? Well this friend is still technically married and while his soon to be ex wife is currently being civil, that ball can drop at any time. Said friend is now with fugly. Yes fugly. So fucken fugly that the night this friend met fugly the bartender was throwing ice at him yelling “it’s too early to have your beer goggles on” LMAO so freaken true!

Well if it wasn’t bad enough that within two weeks Fugly is now attached to his hip, Fugly is also proclaiming that she now is in love with our friend! Come on seriously… But friend is being stupid… Friend is spending every night over at Fugly’s house. Friend is drinking every night at Fuglys. Maybe that is why he is still with Fugly, he still has yet to remove his beer goggles. Though I can’t blame him there, I think anyone who slept with Fugly would need to be wasted. However, this is a grown ass man, acting like a sex crazed teenager with no life. Friend has a good job, a job he might lose if he stays with Fugly’s circle. Yes they are that bad. They are the losers in the bathroom smoking pot, the people who think the grunge look is still cool, and the people who think bathing more than twice a week is a waste of water!!! Come on man, you are fucken thirty!!! Not nineteen. It’s time to play grown up! Grown men do not sit and drink every night after work and pass out on the couch. Grown men do not spend all Sunday in bed with a hangover; grown men do not go to work with a buzz from drinking the night before.It just erks me so much to see him make these choices. Well we couldn’t keep our mouths shut any longer after yesterdays incident. We had been invited over to Fuglys house for a BBQ, We wanted to be supportive of our friend so we went.

Well, we left rather abruptly when they took out the bongs and started to light up. I’m sorry I don’t partake in adolescent bullshit. My husband will not risk his career to partake in any nonsense or even be around it. Why the hell would we? We are grown ass people!!

Well today the shit really hit the fan. I called friends wife. Yes, I did. Might not have been the best move, but he left me no choice. He will still listen to her, and I thought that she could help. Well… So far all we have accomplished is pissing friend off. Which right now I guess is the hand I dealt myself. But friend needs to see that we are that worried for him, that we called her. The women who is keeping his children from him, the women, my husband despises, we asked her for help to pull friend out of the whole he is sinking in. So even if he is mad at us, he now knows we are right. He now can see just how much we care about him.

ERGGG

We try to be good friends, we do, but we are honest, and maybe sometimes to a fault. If you ask us our opinion, do not get mad when we give it. If you bitch about something, do not get mad when we show you how to get out the situation you put yourself in. It seems like all we have done for the last two days is deal with drama. I am so over drama. I know a few months back I was myself bitching about having no friends and being stuck in Alabama and hating it, but maybe being friendless was better for us, as we just seem to piss people off.